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THE INTELLIGENT PARROT

A parrot walks into a store and asks the owner, “Do you have peanuts?” The owner replies “No, we don’t” and the parrot walks out. The following morning, the same parrot goes back to the same shop and says “Do you have peanuts?” The owner replies “No, we don’t” so the parrot leaves. The next day, the parrot goes back to the shop and asks “Do you have peanuts?” The owner, annoyed, answers “No, we don’t, and if you come back here asking for peanuts again I’ll put you in a cage.” The next day, the parrot walks in and asks “Do you have any cages?” Surprised, the shop owner replies “No, we don’t.” “Great”, the parrot says, “in that case, do you have peanuts?”

EL PERICO INTELIGENTE

Un perico entra a una tienda y le pregunta al dueño, “¿Tiene cacahuates?” “No tenemos,” le contesta el dueño.  El perico se va.  El día siguiente vuelve y pregunta, “¿Tiene cacahuates?” “Ya le lije ayer que no tenemos,” le dice el dueño.  El perico se va, pero vuelve el próximo día y pregunta, “¿Tiene cacahuates?” El dueño malhumorado le dice, “Si vuelve una vez más lo pondré en una jaula y le pondré un candado fuerte.” El perico no dice nada y se va.  El próximo día llega el perico y le pregunta al dueño, “¿Tiene jaulas?” “No las tenemos,” le responde el dueño.”  “En ese caso, “¿Tiene cacahuates?” le pregunta el perico

 

OH, MY GOD!

Three children are bragging about their fathers.  Johnny says, “My dad is a priest and everyone call him, “father.” Bobby tells him, “That’s nothing! My father is a bishop and everyone calls him, “Your eminence.”  Chris speaks up and tells them, “My father weighs two hundred and fifty pounds, and everyone says, “Oh, my God!”

¡OH, DIOS MÍO!

Tres niños están jactándose de sus padres.  Juanito dice, “Mi papá es cura y todos le llaman , “Padre.”  Beto le dice, “Eso no es nada.  Mi papá es obispo y todos le dicen, “Su eminencia.” Por fin Cristóbal habla y les dice, “

Mi papa pesa ciento once kilos, y todos dicen, “O Dios mio.” Read the rest of this entry »